if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life
i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito
“I found the first risen. You should see him, he’s beautiful.”
the sexual tension between me and no one
This movie is a rom-com and nothing will convince me otherwise.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
i’m going to be honest, i’m probably not the nicest at times but i never mean to hurt feelings unless provoked and i’m not mean without reason